Wednesday, March 2, 2005

New: FDA approved Emunahpeshuttia !


  • Struggling with doubts and questions
  • Unable to face life
  • Not sure what its all about
  • Overly concerned with questions on Science and Torah, Faith and Reason or the you know what
Take 3 doses a day , for the rest of your life. In case of nagging doubts, you may take additional doses. Do not exceed 6 doses in 24 hours, or brain death may occur. May be taken together with Viagara and Daastora.

Side effects:
Patients may experience nausea, lack of critical thinking skills and disinterest in solving life's problems.

Emunahpeshuttiah may be taken by any adult or child over the age of 6. Emunahpeshuttiah is generally not required for small children or infants. Not suitable for patients with a history of ModernOrthodoxitus, Atheisiphalis or HasidicHereticus.