Wednesday, March 2, 2005

New: FDA approved Emunahpeshuttia !

Indications

  • Struggling with doubts and questions
  • Unable to face life
  • Not sure what its all about
  • Overly concerned with questions on Science and Torah, Faith and Reason or the you know what
Directi0ns:
Take 3 doses a day , for the rest of your life. In case of nagging doubts, you may take additional doses. Do not exceed 6 doses in 24 hours, or brain death may occur. May be taken together with Viagara and Daastora.

Side effects:
Patients may experience nausea, lack of critical thinking skills and disinterest in solving life's problems.

Suitability:
Emunahpeshuttiah may be taken by any adult or child over the age of 6. Emunahpeshuttiah is generally not required for small children or infants. Not suitable for patients with a history of ModernOrthodoxitus, Atheisiphalis or HasidicHereticus.